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I am watching random television with my mother.
A child gets kidnapped by a vampire, a sheep is giving birth in black and white, a court case trying to convict a man with autism.
Television land is endearing and cheesy.

My mother informed me of a lazy eye I used to have when I was four.

Politics put a hole in my wee heart.
I am terrified of the future.

I have a fear of ordering alcoholic beverages.
I have a fear of commenting on sites I go to daily.

I am not scared of aliens anymore.