Jesus.

I become paranoid quickly, so it doesn't help when I get e-mails telling me to "BEWARE OF SERIAL KILLERS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR CAR."

I realize I am stating the obvious, but these fucking e-mails are run in circulation to scare the shit out of women.

I don't need creepy mental pictures of men outside my window with a tape recorder of baby noises.

I don't even like babies.
Babies are these mushy blobs of skin that are essentially parasites.

I am aware that this world isn't exactly a safe little nest.
I know this.

Stop this bullshit.